Poker & Kids Jokes

Here is the list of the best Poker & Kids related jokes we have heard, if you have additional jokes about poker & Kids that are not listed here, please send them to us and we shell include them as well.

Basic mathematics

A first grade teacher asks one of his pupils: "Brian, do you already know how to count?”

Brian answers "Sure I do, my father taught me".

The teacher, who faille's to believe little Bobby, decided to test the little guy. "OK”, he continues
”Brian...what comes after two?" The teacher asks

"Three!" Brian instantly called out.

"Excellent" the teacher said, "OK, Brian, now, what comes after Five?"

"Six!" Brian said straight away

"Brian, I must say that your father is an outstanding teacher. I bet he is very proud of you"

"Oh, yes, he is" Brian replied

"OK, now for the last test"; the teacher said "What comes after ten?"

Bobby replied, without hesitating for a second "Jack"

Little Ruby talks poker

Little Ruby had just turned seven and to his parents' sorrow, he had never ever spoken. Ruby's Grandfather that was a famous local poker player, the grandfather that was very understanding to Ruby's troubles, and usually took Ruby with him at any time possible. One of those places was the local Clubs Saturday night 10-20 hold'em game. Ruby would than sit in his grandpa's lap and devotedly watched as grandpa frequently cleaned out the town's local attorneys, council members, and judges.
Unfortunately, on one of those Saturday nights, grandpa seemed to be loosing every flop, and for the first time was on the verge of getting cleaned out. Near the end of that evening in a capped pot, Ruby's grandfather looked at his cards merely to see 2-7 off. Enraged at his lasting bad luck, Ruby's grandfather marked the pot with a call.
Ruby than looked up at his grandfather and suddenly said, "I think you shouldn't have called that particular bet, papa."
Ruby's grandfather was amazed. "Ruby, you're seven years old, and this is the first time you've ever spoken!"
Ruby looked at his grandfather and spoke, "Well, up until now, you've played just fine."

Kids Play Poker Too

The postman walks his route and as he passes by a window he looks in and sees a group of young boys smoking and drinking vodka and to his amazement they seem to be playing poker for huge sums.
The postman than rings the doorbell and a 5 year old boy opens the door with cards in one hand and a cigar in the other.
The postman looks at him and asks, "Are your parents in?"
The boy looks at him and says, "WHAT DO YOU F$%^&(@G THINK?"

The unbearable Kid and the poker night

This one guy was having a great poker game with some friends at home until his obnoxious thirteen years old son started bothering everybody walking around making loud noises but most of all by telling all the player's cards. The annoyed father couldn't take it anymore and started fretting a horrible punishment at the irritating kid when one of the kid's uncles, says, "Let me take care of this."
The uncle proceeds and takes the horrible boy into another room and to everyone's astonishment, the kid stays there the rest of the night, without as much as a whisper heard from there. The amazed father addresses the uncle, and says "I really grateful for what you did, I just have to know what you said to him?"
The uncle replies quietly, "I actually didn't say anything; I just showed him how to masturbate."

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