Poker & Dogs JokesHere is the list of the best Poker & Dogs related jokes we have heard, if you have additional jokes about poker & Dogs that are not listed here, please send them to us and we shell include them as well.
Dog Playing Poker
This
man walked into a hotel and sees some men and dog
playing cards. This dog was playing with an astonishing
performance.
Dog PokerA couple of dog owners were arguing about how intelligent their pets were. "The smartest dog I ever had," said one of them, "was a German shepherd called Jack, he could play poker, better than most people, but I eventually had him put to sleep." "You put him to sleep, a smart dog like that? I mean a dog such as that must be worth millions of dollars." "I had to," he replied, "We caught him using marked cards!"
A Poker Playing DogSharon was walking by her brother's room when she saw him playing Poker with their family dog. "Wow this is amazing!" she yelled. "That's the smartest dog in the world!" "He's not that smart," her brother replied. "So far he only beat me twice out of five!”
This Red dog
walked into the
Western Union
station while
asking the clerk
to send a
telegram. He
than fills the
needed form,
writing down the
telegram he
requests to
send: "Bow wow
Poker, Bow wow
Poker."
Dogs and poker players
Q: Do
you know
the
difference
between
a poker
player
and a
dog?
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