Poker & Common Knowledge JokesHere is the list of the best Poker Common Knowledge related jokes we have heard, if you have additional jokes about poker knowledge that are not listed here, please send them to us and we shell include them as well.
5 POKER RELATED LIES:
Poker players love bluffing
so much that they can rarely stop once they leave the table.
Some of the more common 'misrepresentations of reality':
TOP 5 THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A POKER TABLE:
A good handMaybe the most frequent of poker mishaps is when a player wins a pot, but with all the excitement of stacking up his chips, he forgets to return his cards to the dealer. When he is reminded to do so, he replies, "They're so good I want to keep them, and use them again on the next hand!"
Crappy handEvery once in a while two poker players will play each other and raise again and again, and when it's over, one of them will reveal cards, and the other, seeing them, frown faced will say "You played that crappy hand?" and when he will turn his hand over, its the same hand.
Just the card I wanted
A card gets unintentionally exposed
at some stage in the deal. The
dealer shows it to everyone,
announces that this card will be the
burn card, and will not be in the
play. Unavoidably, some wise guy
will always say, "Well, that kills
my hand," or "There goes my quads."
Poker Man
To have a poker man in your life,
can be just as a deck of cards:
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