Poker & Cheaters JokesHere is the list of the best Poker & Cheaters related jokes we have heard, if you have additional jokes about poker & cheaters that are not listed here, please send them to us and we shell include them as well.
Rabbi, minister, and priestRabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police came through the door, raid the game. Approaching the priest, the chief officer asks: "Father O'sulivan, were you gambling?" looking up to heaven, the father whispers, "Lord, absolve me for what I am about to do." Turning to the police officer, the father said, "No, officer, I wasn't gambling. The officer then turns and asks the minister: "Pastor Jackson, were you by any chance gambling?" Again, after pleading to the heavens, the minister had replied, "No, officer, I had not been gambling." Turning his attention to the rabbi, the police officer asks one more time: "Rabbi Levkovitch, were you by any chance gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi had than replied: "With whom?"
Smart BooksThere was this regular 3-6 No Limit poker game, which these eight guys were playing. One day, one of these guys brought a friend to join their game. This guy brought along a mass of books about poker, the top book was about a poker Super System. The other guys, the regulars giggled but decided to play their standard game, regularly. At some point an immense pot was present, heads up involving the new guy and one of the regulars. The game continues to the river and the regular guy bets (board is 10-8-J-K-Q no flush draw). The new guy sits and wonders about it for a while, then decides to go all - in. The guy starts reflecting about the call, and then the new guy reaches for his beer, and the top book, falls down only to reveal another book entitled “How to bluff and win at poker". The new guy than says "oops" in the sincerest voice, and stacks back his pile of books. The regular guy thinks about it for a little while more and decides to call. The new guy shows the cards and walks off a hundred dollars richer. As he walks of, the regular guys notice that he left his book on the table, one of the regular guys calls him "hey dude, you forgot your book, don't you need them?" the new guy replies, "No, it seems that you guys need them a lot more than I do". After he let, the regulars eagerly opened the book and it was entirely empty all except for one single word on the top of the first page, "Don't."
Poker Cheatin'In Tombstone, Four of the local cowboys were playing poker in an old saloon. A considerable pile of money was at stake, when a round of cards was dealt, while each of the suspicious cowboys was keeping an eye on the other. As the time for laying out the cards came, one cowboy stood up in amazement.
"Hey, charley, he
yelled, this guy is
cheatin'. He isn't
playing' the cards I
dealt him!"
Lucky cardsSome guys just seem like they have all the luck in the world. I have a friend of mine that is one of those, he is a card player who seems to draw the exact card he needs to win every single hand in poker, on the other hand he always loses big time at the races. When I asked him about this he replied, "Well ... they never let me shuffle the horses..."
Cheating friends"Hey Joe, Didn't you tell me you were going to play with your friend's everyday this week, why aren't you there playing today" asked Thomas. "Thomas, can I ask you a question? Would you play with someone who cheats and steals all your money?" asks Joe. "Certainly not!!" answered Thomas. "Well, that's why, they wont let me play with them anymore" answers Joe.
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